February 2012
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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about God.
Government: Take them to church.
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I don’t give a [frick] about making money and all that: I care about the...
– Andrew Garfield, who was only paid 500K for the role of Spider-Man (via pretentiousdooshbag)
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I had journalists asking me if this meant I was coming out, if I was a lesbian...
– Emma Watson (via watsonlove) Follow your instincts.
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jaylocked:
harry potter and the time hogwarts was fucking awesome
harry potter and the time there was a giant fucking snake
harry potter and the time there was a shit ton of animal people
harry potter and the time there was a fucking dragon
harry potter and the time he was an angsty teenager
harry potter and the time he developed hormones
harry potter and the time he went camping
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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andrew: you better lawyer up cause i'm not coming back for 500k. i'm coming back for everything.
columbia pictures: andrew, you signed the papers.
andrew: you set me up.
columbia: you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous spidey suit pretending you were fighting crime and saving cities?
tobey maguire: you don't have to be that rough on him.
andrew: it's gonna be like i'm not a part of the avengers.
robert downey jr.: it won't be like you're not a part of the avengers. you're not a part of the avengers.